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Hanbin: *about Jiwoong and Ricky* They make a cute couple, huh?
Yujin: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Yujin: Can we go to a haunted house?
Ricky: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Yujin: Wh-what?
Ricky: Goodnight, Yujin.
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Yujin: Why don’t humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here, let’s leave immediately.” Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Jiwoong: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Jiwoong: “There are bees here, let’s leave immediately.”
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Hao walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Yujin, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Yujin, sipping chocolate milk happily: I love you too 🙂
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Hanbin: Mathew, say aluminum again. It’s the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.
Mathew: *sigh* Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.
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Yujin: I don’t know, it’s not my cup of tea.
Gunwook: Well then whose is it?
Yujin, staring at a cup of tea: I don’t know!
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Gyuvin: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Taerae: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Gyuvin: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
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Jiwoong: Why are you wearing glasses?
Ricky: Errr…reading…?
Jiwoong: Reading?
Jiwoong: I didn’t know you could read.
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Hanbin: How high are you?
Mathew: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.
Gyuvin: No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.
Mathew: Oh, antidepressants, why?
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Gyuvin: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Hao, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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