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Gyuvin: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Ricky: Wait, what’s the difference?
Gyuvin: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven… if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
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*Gunwook is fighting a monster*
Hanbin: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Gunwook: The power to believe in myself!?
Hanbin: No, a knife! Stab it!
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Hanbin: Hey, Hao. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Hao: I like sunflowers.
Hanbin, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
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Cop: Can you describe the person who stabbed you?
Gyuvin: Lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak their mind. They were a raw sexual force and they knew it. They were a dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but a memory of their touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips.
Cop: …Great, we have a motive, but we still need a description.
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Yujin, at Jiwoong: Of course you have blood all over you, and pronouns.
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Jiwoong: I know you love them.
Hanbin: I am not in love with Hao!
Jiwoong, staring at Hanbin: I never said who…
Hanbin: *realizes*
Hanbin: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Gyuvin: Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Taerae: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
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Hanbin: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Ricky: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Hanbin: What about it? They are.
Ricky: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER!
Ricky: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Hanbin: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM’S A HO!
Hao: They’re all chocolate inside, the colors don’t mean anything.
Yujin: I like the yellow ones.
Hanbin and Ricky: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
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Gyuvin: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Ricky: I don’t know. When are you going to ask me to?
*Later*
Hao: And you just ran away?!
Gyuvin: I didn’t expect them to flirt back!
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Gunwook: Rules were made to be broken.
Hao: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Jiwoong: Uh, piñatas.
Ricky: Glow sticks.
Mathew: Karate boards.
Gyuvin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Gunwook: Rules.
Hao:
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