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Taerae: Everyone, calm down! We’re grown-ups, let’s deal with this like adults!
Mathew: So, we’re just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Taerae: Obviously. Now, Hao, pass the shovel.
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Jiwoong: Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.
Gunwook: *sobbing*
Jiwoong: Look, I’m not sure where to go with that.
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Mathew: Change is inedible.
Gunwook: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Mathew, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.
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Mathew: The dinosaurs didn’t rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn’t have.
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Gyuvin: What do people in relationships even do?
Hao: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.
Gyuvin: Okay. Didn’t ask.
Hanbin: Asks question
Hanbin: “Didn’t ask”
Gyuvin: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.
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Hao: I give up. I am so tired.
Mathew: Get the emergency supply!
Taerae: *carries Hanbin and places them in front of Hao*
Hanbin: *smiles*
Hao: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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Ricky: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Mathew: Can’t relate.
Yujin: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Ricky: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Gyuvin: Wow, I’ve gotta hear this.
Ricky: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn’t share.
Gyuvin: You forgot pride.
Ricky: No, I’m pretty proud of this.
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Hanbin: Jiwoong! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Jiwoong: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Jiwoong: I haven’t slept in seventy-three hours.
Ricky: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Mathew: Bitch, it’s been ninety for me. I’m going for an even one hundred.
Hao: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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