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Taerae: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you.
Yujin: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool!
Taerae: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Gyuvin: If I can’t cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Jiwoong, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Yujin: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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Mathew: Ricky has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Jiwoong: That can’t be true!
Mathew: Watch this.
Mathew: Hey Ricky, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Ricky: *Throws themself out a window*
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Gyuvin: Hey, Hanbin, have you thought about having children?
Hanbin: …
Hanbin: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Gyuvin: But we’re not childr-
Hanbin, already distracted: RICKY, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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Taerae: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Hanbin: His cats’ names are Walter and Rose.
Taerae: That’s not what I asked.
Hanbin: That is all the information I have.
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Ricky: Taerae, I’m afraid.
Taerae: Just stay close to Jiwoong.
Ricky: That’s why I’m afraid.
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Yujin: What are amphetamines?
Mathew: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Yujin: Ohhhh.
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Ricky: If you want my advice-
Hanbin: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.
Ricky: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.
Gyuvin: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
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Ricky: What would Hanbin think?
Gyuvin: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?
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