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Hao, when Jiwoong walks in: Oh, hey, I’m just making pizza.
Hao: *accidentally smacks Mathew in the face with the baking sheet*
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Taerae: Kill him.
Ricky: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
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Hao, looking at zerobaseone: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
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Gyuvin: Let’s all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Gunwook: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
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Yujin, to Hao: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Yujin: *throws a brick through the window*
Yujin: Okay, let’s go.
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Hanbin: What do we think of Hao?
*pause*
Jiwoong: *sighs* Nice pal.
Ricky: I think they’re gay.
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Mathew: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can’t have food!
Taerae: You can eat a rock.
Jiwoong: Air.
Hao: The fabric of time and space.
Ricky: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Mathew: You guys are not helpful.
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Hanbin, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Jiwoong: Hey.
Gyuvib: Hi.
Mathew: Hello.
Yujin: Hey!
Hanbin: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ricky: We were out of Doritos.
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Hanbin: So how’s the food Mathew made?
Jiwoong: It’s great! Compliments to them.
Hanbin: *goes to the kitchen*
Hanbin: You’re adorable.
Mathew: *blushes*
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Jiwoong: While you were caught up in your heterosexuality, I studied the way of the blade!
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