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Mathew, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Gyuvin on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Gyuvin on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Gyuvin & Mathew:*Playing video games*
Taerae: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Gyuvin: *silence*
Mathew: *silence*
Taerae, finally figuring it out: …You two never went to sleep, did you?
Gyuvin & Mathew in shame: Yeah…
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Mathew: The stars are so beautiful…
Jiwoong: They’re just giant balls of gas.
Mathew: You know what, if you’re just going to ruin this, then-
Jiwoong: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Mathew: Oh…
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Taerae: Present your best argument for eating bacon.
Yujin: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
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Gyuvin: Why’s it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Gunwook: …What???
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Hanbin: You’re violent.
Mathew: Yeah but I’m also short and that’s adorable.
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Gunwook: You know me, Gyuvin, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters
Gyuvin: What?
Gunwook: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
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Mathew: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Gunwook: If you say “addict-ionary” I swear I will cut you.
Mathew: I was actually going to say “high definition”, but your answer’s much better.
Gunwook: …
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Taerae: What are your three best qualities?
Mathew: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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