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Taerae: Why don’t we just call it, “M.C. Donald’s?”
Jiwoong: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper’s name.
Ricky: It’d just be like- “Eyo, it’s ya boy, M.C. Donald!”
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Gyuvin, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Hanbin: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Gyuvin: So don’t panic but one of us is possessed by an owl….
Yujin: ….
Gunwook: …..
Jiwoong: ……
Mathew: ..Who?
Gyuvin: That’s the thing we don’t-
*Everyone stares at Mathew*
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Hao: *sucking on a popsicle*
Ricky: Pfft, you practicing for when Hanbin gets here?
Hao: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
Ricky: *Concern*
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Hao: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Mathew: I sleep with a knife.
Gyuvin: Both of you are pathetic.
Hao: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Gyuvin: Ricky.
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Hao: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Ricky: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Gyuvin: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Ricky: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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Gyuvin, holding a scooter: Hao! Can I go outside and play with this?
Hao: Sure, whatever. I’m not your parent, okay?
Gyuvin, running outside: Thanks Hao!
Hao, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
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Ricky: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
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Hanbin: I like your new pants!
Hao: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Hanbin: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Hao: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Hanbin: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Hao: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Hanbin.
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Gyuvin: Hold on, I can explain!
Ricky: Really? Can you now?
Gyuvin: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
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