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Jiwoong: Why are your tongues purple?
Hao: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Hanbin: I had a red one.
Jiwoong: oh.
Jiwoong:
Jiwoong: OH.
Yujin:
Yujin: You drank eachothers slushies?
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Hao: So you’re dating Gyuvin?
Ricky: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.
Hao: That’s literally a wedding ring.
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Gyuvin: Pfft, you should meet Ricky, they’re such a tsundere.
Hanbin: They… they just stabbed you.
Gyuvin: So cute.
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Hao: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Gunwook: Because you flip your shit about everything.
Hao: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.
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Hanbin: *watching zerobaseones shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Ricky: I don’t know. Feels normal enough for a group that’s on 911’s blocked callers list.
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Gyuvin: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Hanbin: No.
Gyuvin: Okay.
Hanbin:
Hanbin: Do you smell smoke?
Gyuvin: The secret is that the house is on fire.
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Yujin: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Yujin: Me too!
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Mathew: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Gunwook: *crouches down*
Ricky: *kneels down*
Gyuvin: *sits on the floor*
Mathew:
Mathew: I hate all of you.
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Gyuvin: What’s the most efficient way to burn calories?
Hao: Exercise more!
Jiwoong: Set yourself on fire.
Hanbin: There are two kinds of people.
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Ricky: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.
Gunwook, holding Gyuvin’s unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???
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