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Ricky: I’m looking for a mature person…
Gyuvin: *Nervous laugh* Yeah, maturity is important.
Barista: I have a caramel macchiato here for Mr. Fondil Mabols?
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Hanbin: Are you seeing anyone?
Gyuvin: Oh, yes. *Gyuvin winks at the weird clown that resides on the very edge of their peripheral vision at all times.*
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Hanbin: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Hanbin & Hao: One, two, three-
Hanbin & Hao: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Mathew: Our turn, Jiwoong! One, two, three-
Mathew: Vanilla!
Jiwoong: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
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Ricky: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Hao: *sighs*
Hao: I killed a man.
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Taerae: I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “Wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Taerae.”
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Yujin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Gyuvin: Well, that would suck because you can’t microwave metal.
Hanbin: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Hao: Yujin, you’re getting older now, you have to start acting your own age…
Gyuvin, sprinting by: THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Hao, on top of the fridge: HAHA YOU LOOSE YUJIN
Yujin: I just-
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Taerae: We lost Mathew!!!!
Hanbin: How the hell do you loose Mathew?
Ricky: Give us a break he’s like 2 inches tall
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Hanbin: Ugh! Jiwoong Hyung isn’t picking up any of our calls
Mathew: Wait let me try
Hanbin: Are you sure? We already made like 10 calls-
Jiwoong, on speaker: Hello?
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Gyuvin: Why should I make my bed, when I’m just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Hanbin: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways?
Gyuvin:
Gyuvin: I’ll go make my bed-
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