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Hanbin: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Gunwook: Being a fish.
Hanbin: Well, shit.
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Gunwook: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?
*Five minutes later*
Gunwook, calling 911: HELP, IVE BEEN STABBED.
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Jiwoong: t’t you guys read the papers?
Gyuvin: Only the funnies.
Mathew:
Mathew: You mean the obituaries.
Gyuvin: Oh, potato, pohtato…
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Gyuvin: You look really stressed.
Hanbin: Haha, it’s the stress.
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Yujin: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Jiwoong: I like how this is a “fun” fact.
Ricky: It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
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Yujin: I may be antisocial and attractive.
Gyuvin: …but?
Yujin: That’s all.
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Ricky: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.
Mathew: Thank god.
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Hao: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.
Jiwoong: We’re not friends.
Hao, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.
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Gunwook: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Yujin: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Jiwoong: What’s the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?
Yujin: “Stalagmite” has an “m” in it.
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