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*At the police station*
Hanbin: Hi, I’m here for Gyuvin.
Police officer: Who’s Gyuvin?
Hanbin: Ah, you must be new.
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Jiwoong, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Ricky, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
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Hao: If I were a drink, I’d be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Ricky: Bleach.
Taerae: Sewage.
Hao: …Please calm down, edgelords.
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Hao: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
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Gyuvin: Hey Jiwoong, can I get some icecream?
Jiwoong: Only a spoonful!
Gyuvin: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*
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Ricky, talking to Gyuvin: With all due respect, which is none…
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Hanbin: They made Hao cry!
Ricky: Hao always cries!
Hao: That’s not true! *cries*
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Jiwoong: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.
Gunwook: What the f— kind of Subway are you going to?
Yujin: Substitute teachers deal with so much s—.
Ricky: Guys.
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Mathew: Everyone thinks you suck.
Hanbin: I think you have the wrong number…
Mathew: Jiwoong?
Hanbin: Nope. Hanbin.
Mathew: Well, you probably suck too…
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Hao & Hanbin: Surprise! We’re having a baby!
Yujin: What?!
Hao & Hanbin: *pull out adoption papers* It’s you!
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