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Gyuvin: *talking about Hanbin’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!
Mathew, shocked: Did someone else die?
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Mathew: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Taerae: That’s deep.
Jiwoong: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Taerae: That’s deeper.
Ricky: …You guys are idiots.
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Hao: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Gunwook: A character!
Mathew: A setting!
Ricky, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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Ricky: Mathew is taking credit for Gyuvin’s work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?
Gunwook: You?
Ricky: No, I meant… You know Gyuvin. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also… fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Mathew is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that’s called?
Gunwook: A Ricky?
Ricky: …Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!
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Ricky: Do you think I’m plastic?
Taerae: No.
Ricky: Phew. Oka-
Taerae: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You’re not plastic.
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Gyuvin: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Hao: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
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Gyuvin, to Ricky: I’ll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!
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Gunwook: Slash gamemode creative.
Gyuvin: Dude, this isn’t Min-
Gunwook: *starts levitating*
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Gyuvin: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi!
Mathew: Hey- what are you doing-?
Gyuvin, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space 😀
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Jiwoong: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Mathew: Oh, that was all real.
Jiwoong: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Mathew: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.
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