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Yujin: Oh shoot!
Yujin: Excuse my vulgarity.
Hanbin: I’ll let it slide.
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Hao: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Hao, to Gyuvin and Jiwoong: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Hao, to Taerae: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Taerae: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?
Hao: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Taerae gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Jiwoong: And what does that make you, Fred?
Hao: Bitch, I’m Daphne.
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Mathew: What’s my sexuality?! I don’t fucking know! I’m not straight, and that’s all that matters. Well, maybe that’s unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Kamden is a perfectly tolerable person in small doses!
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Hao: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Ricky: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!
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Ricky: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
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Gyuvin: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Ricky?
Ricky: No.
Gyuvin: I think I speak for Ricky when I say it sounds really super.
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Jiwoong: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.
Hao: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I’ve done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.
Ricky: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Hao has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what’s the truth?
Hao: I want to set it off.
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Mathew: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a ‘little shit’, but I prefer… ‘has alternative ways of having fun’.
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Gunwook: I have a problem.
Yujin: If it’s harder than 2+2, I can’t help.
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Hanbin: Well please don’t let Mathew do anything stupid…
Jiwoong: Stupid by my standards or yours?
Hanbin:
Hanbin: Stupid by my mother’s standards.
Jiwoong: Smart. Mathew will live longer.
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