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Hanbin: If Hao and I were drowning, who would you save?
Gunwook: You two can’t swim?
Hanbin: It’s a hypothetical question, Gunwook! Who would you save?
Gunwook: My time and effort.
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Gyuvin, throwing a pokeball at Mathew: Mathew, I choose you!
Mathew, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Ricky: You ever see something that changes your life and you’re just like “huh..”
Gyuvin: I saw you.
Ricky: Honestly that’s so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Jiwoong in a turkey costume.
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Gyuvin: Ricky, what are you doing tomorrow?
Ricky: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
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Hanbin: I’m gonna get my pilot’s license. I’ve already got a driver’s license barista license, and a diving license, that’s three of the big five licenses.
Gunwook: The big five licenses?
Hanbin: Driver’s license, barista license, pilot’s license, diving license, and… license to kill! I can’t wait to get that one.
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Mathew: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
Mathew: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.
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Gunwook: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Hanbin: Several traffic violations.
Hao: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Mathew: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Jiwoong: Also, that’s not our car.
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Taerae: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
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Hanbin: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Mathew: Cannibalism.
Hanbin: *confused chewing noises*
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Hao: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
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