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Jiwoong: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.
Hanbin: Why?
Jiwoong, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
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Mathew: A mouse!
Gunwook, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I’ll stab you.
Taerae, pulling out a frying pan: It’ll make a nice meal!
Hanbin, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
Gyuvin, gasping: It’s Ratatouille!
Ricky: His name is Remi, dummy.
Mathew: …I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window… what is wrong with you people.
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Yujin: If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be?
Hanbin: Vanilla.
Ricky: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!
Mathew: If I was an ice cream flavour, I’d be pistachio!
Hanbin: Because nobody likes you?
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Mathew: Is something burning?
Jiwoong, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Mathew: Jiwoong, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Hao: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Ricky: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Hao: It sucks.
Ricky: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Gyuvin: I just heard Jiwoong call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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Hao: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Gyuvin: Hey, are you okay?
Ricky: Yeah.
Gyuvin: You don’t look okay…
Ricky: Then stop looking.
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Jiwoong: Mathew, why is Gunwook intruding on our cuddle time?
Gunwook: Mathew, why is Jiwoong intruding on our cuddle time?
Mathew, in distress: Please… I have two hands…
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Hao: Where is Ricky?
Hanbin: I’ll do you one better, who is Ricky??
Jiwoong: Here’s a better question, why is Ricky?
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