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Taerae: Gyuvin, is that legal?
Gyuvin: When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!
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Gunwook: You know what they say: you snooze you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.
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Hanbin: We’ve got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Jiwoong: Ricky, probably.
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Ricky: I love murder mysteries!
Gyuvin, trying to impress them: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Mathew: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Pussy.
Mathew: “I’m not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward.
Mathew: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall give me the gun bitch.
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Mathew: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.
Hanbin: Me.
Mathew: No.
Mathew: Me.
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Yujin: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Yujin: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.
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Gunwook: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Hanbin: Gyuvin is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Gunwook.
Gyuvin: I feel like Gunwook is the more responsible one of us two though.
Gunwook: We are both 70% of each others’ impulse control.
Gyuvin: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
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Gunwook: You are a spineless twit!
Jiwoong: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior!
Gunwook: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Jiwoong: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Gunwook: No, it’s because you are a five-year-old girl and there’s a pecking order.
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Hao: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Hao: And I started thinking.
Hao: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Hao: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Hanbin: Are you ok?
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