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Taerae, texting Hanbin: *sends a voice message*
Hanbin, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Taerae: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Hanbin: *presses play*
Taerae’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Hanbin: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?
Ricky: With the fan on.
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Hanbin: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Gyuvin: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Hanbin: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
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Yujin: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Yujin: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Yujin: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Hanbin: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Gyuvin: Everybody shut up, I’m thinking.
Ricky, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
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Mathew: My head hurts.
Taerae: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Hao: Where the devil is Gyuvin?
Hanbin: Well, it is raining outside… Maybe they melted?
Mathew: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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Hao: *lying down and crying*
Ricky: There, there. Why don’t you take some time off to not be around me while you’re like this?
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Hao: Kill me nowwwww.
Yujin: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Mathew: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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