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Gunwook: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Mathew: That sounds like a dare to me.
Gunwook: Oh my god.
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Jiwoong: Why are you drinking, Ricky?
Ricky: I don’t drink anymore, so don’t start with that.
Jiwoong, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed?
Ricky: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!
Jiwoong: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!
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Gunwook: Team A will consist of myself, Gyuvin, Yujin, and Ricky.
Gunwook: Team B will consist of Jiwoong.
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Hanbin, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Mathew: Fine! Then I’ll be Jake-
Jiwoong, under their breath: Don’t say Jortles.
Mathew: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
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Hao, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Ricky: …What does that even mean?!
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Yujin: I love you.
Gyuvin, not paying attention: What was that?
Yujin: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
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Taerae: Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff.
Mathew: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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Gunwook: I’m trying to juggle family life and work life but I can’t seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Hao, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.
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*ZB1 is at Ricky’s house*
Yujin: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?
Ricky: …N-No…
Ricky, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Yujin, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!
Mathew: I see a-
Ricky, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Yujin: Oh, well I-
Ricky: Hey, wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Ricky, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Jiwoong: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Hanbin: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Ricky: Now I’ve discovered more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin’!
Ricky: I am someone who owns four ovens…
Ricky, louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS…
Hao, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!
Ricky:
Yujin: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Ricky:
Ricky, ecstatic: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.
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Yujin: honk.
Jiwoong: WHAT.
Yujin: HONK.
Jiwoong: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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