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Taerae: Yesterday, I watched Yujin try to eat a decorative rock from Hanbin’s potted plant. Gyuvin caught them, and told them they can’t eat rocks. Yujin started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.
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Hao: When I was your age-
Gyuvin, mocking Hao: When I was your height.
Hao:
Hao: Listen here you little shit-
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Hanbin, texting: Gyuvin, will you please go to sleep?
Gyuvin, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?
Hanbin, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Hanbin, texting: Just a hunch 🙂 You goin’ to sleep soon?
Gyuvin, texting: I’m trying
Hanbin, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
Hanbin, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky 🙂
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*Ricky is substitute teaching for Hao*
Student: What did you say?
Ricky: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!
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Ricky: Who hurt you?
Gyuvin: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Ricky: …Yes, actually.
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Hao, to ZB1: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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Hao: Yujin is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Taerae: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
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Hanbin, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”.
Hanbin, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?
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Hao: Are you reading fan fiction?
Ricky, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Hao: Oh, is it on AO3?
Ricky: This is CNN.
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Gyuvin: Do you feel any better?
Ricky: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Yujin walks in*
Ricky: I feel half better.
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