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Hao: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Ricky: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Hao: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?
Ricky: Oh, no, I do.
Hao: Well, what is it?
Ricky: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.
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Mathew: Sweet dog you got there.
Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.
Mathew: Still training huh?
Police: What do you mean?
Mathew:
Mathew: Never mind.
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Gyuvin, working at McDonald’s: Sorry sir, we don’t serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we’re gonna have a McProblem.
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Gyuvin: My aesthetic is “would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens.”
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Taerae: Start talking!
Gyuvin: Well, I-
Taerae: Shut up!
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Gyuvin: I’m going to get so much done today.
Ricky: I’ll hold you to that.
*8 hours later*
Ricky: So how much did you get done?
Gyuvin: One thing.
Ricky: Well, that’s one more than usual.
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Gyuvin, about Jiwoong: I like them, they have that, what do you call it?
Hanbin: Cold blooded ruthlessness?
Gyuvin: No, that’s not it.
Gyuvin: Ah, a knife, they have a knife.
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Gyuvin: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Gunwook: Unless you’re home alone.
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Mathew: *looks at Gunwook*
Mathew: Baby boy. Baby.
Mathew: *looks at Ricky*
Mathew: Evil.
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Yujin: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”
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