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Jiwoong: I’m gonna kill you.
Ricky: Get in line!
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Jiwoong: My father’s name is just mine as well, so I’m technically Jiwoong Jr.
Gyuvin: But who comes up when you look up Jiwoong on Google?
Taerae: That’s what I thought!
Gyuvin: One Jiwoong to rule them all!
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Jiwoong: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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Ricky: Hanbin, you’re an asshole, man.
Hanbin: You are what you eat Ricky.
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Gyuvin: You really believe in Jiwoong?
Hao: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.
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Hanbin: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Hao, deadpan: I’m a Leo.
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Gyuvin: I am a ninja.
Gunwook: No, you’re not.
Gyuvin: Did you see me do that?
Gunwook: Do what?
Gyuvin: Exactly.
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Gyuvin: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?
Ricky: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Gyuvin: THE WHO?
Ricky: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?
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*at an awards show*
Mathew: Can I carry you on my back like Gunwook did?
Hanbin: I don’t think Hao would like that.
Mathew: *pouts*
*Later*
Mathew: *carrying Hanbin on their back*
Hao: What the hell??
Hanbin: What was I supposed to do? Say no?
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Yujin: *writing a letter*
Yujin: Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty…
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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