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Gyuvin: Jiwoong said its my turn with the brain cell.
Yujin: Square up.
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*Thump noise*
Hanbin, from the other room: What happened?!
Gunwook: Yujin’s shirt fell.
Hanbin: Why was it loud?
Gunwook: It had them inside.
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Ricky: Hand me the people opener.
Hanbin: …
Hanbin: Pardon?
Ricky, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Hanbin, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Ricky: I don’t know it in Korean? It’s pointy- you know? With a handle?
Hanbin: Knife. It’s called a knife.
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Gyuvin: Hey, Hanbin?
Hanbin: Yeah?
Gyuvin: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Hanbin:
Hanbin: Where’s Gunwook?
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Yujin: English is a weird language because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Gunwook: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Ricky: It’s called connotations.
Mathew: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”
Hanbin: Great news! English is now banned!
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Jiwoong: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Yujin: Five second rule!
Gyuvin: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Hao: *Sobs on the floor*
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Taerae: New year, same me. Because I’m perfect.
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Ricky: I don’t know, they just don’t seem interested…
Hao: Did you try talking to them?
Ricky:
Ricky: Try what?
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Jiwoong: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Hao: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Hanbin I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Hao, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Hanbin: But who gets which pencil?
Ricky: Since they’re my things, I get the good one, Gyuvin gets the broken one and you don’t get one because fuck you.
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