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Gunwook: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Jiwoong, looking at Gunwook: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Gunwook and Jiwoong in unison: *sighs* Mathew
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Hanbin: Ricky keeps forgetting which WiFi network they’re supposed to use.
Hanbin: So I renamed ours to “Ricky, use this one” to help them out a little.
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Gyuvin: Remember, if you die in the simulation—
Yujin: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.
Gyuvin: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! What is WRONG with you?!
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Hao: This food is too hot… I cant eat it.
Hanbin: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Yujin: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Mathew: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!
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Hanbin: What’s the announcement, Taerae?
Taerae: It’s a lecture. Yujin’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex.
Ricky: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.
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Gunwook: When do you usually go to sleep?
Gyuvin: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Gunwook: If I fall down these stairs, I’m just going to lay down and accept my fate.
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Gunwook, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.
Gunwook: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.
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Gunwook: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Taerae: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
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Hao: Who would you swipe right for? Gyuvin or Jiwoong?
Ricky: I would delete the app.
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