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Yujin: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Yujin: Oh my god, is this expired?
Yujin: *Takes another sip of milk*
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Gyuvin: I am literally evil incarnate.
Gyuvin: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Gyuvin: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.
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Ricky: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Gunwook: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Ricky:
Ricky: I’m just gonna assume zero for now.
Gunwook: I love that song.
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Jiwoong: So, are you two dating now?
Gyuvin & Ricky: Yes.
Jiwoong: Why?
Gyuvin: I happen to find Ricky very appealing.
Jiwoong: Yeah, I can understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Ricky.
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Hanbin: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”
Hanbin: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Hanbin: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
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Taerae: Gunwook, Yujin, I’ve left a letter telling your guardian not to worry—
Gunwook: They won’t.
Taerae: that you’re safe—
Gunwook: That’ll just depress them.
Taerae: —and you’ll see them in a few weeks.
Yujin: Do we have to?
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Yujin: What is love?
Mathew: An emotional minefield.
Taerae: A neurochemical reaction.
Hao, singing:Â Satangcheoreom dalkomhadaneunde!
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Gunwook: That’s not funny.
Jiwoong: I thought it was funny.
Gunwook: You don’t count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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*while waiting outside the principal’s office*
Mathew: What are you in for?
Gunwook: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?
Mathew: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.
Gunwook:
Gunwook:
Gunwook: We live very different lives.
Mathew: Yes we do.
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Gyuvin: Tommorrow’s garbage day.
Mathew: I can’t believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
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