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*Gyuvin is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?
Gyuvin, covering the phone to look at Zerobaseone: Do we want a talking cake?
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Gyuvin: I know how this must look but I can assure you we have a perfectly logical explanation.
Mathew: Yeah! We’re cowards!
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Hao: Why is Yujin crying?
Gyuvin: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Yujin: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Hao: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Yujin: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Hao: NO, NOT THAT!
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Ricky: I’m hot, I’m tall, I’m gay, and I’m on my theatre kid arc.
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Gyuvin: Oh no! I’m doomed!
Gunwook: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Jiwoong at their own memorial service.
Gyuvin: Exactly! It’s impossible!
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Gunwook: I ran into Taerae in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their guitar.
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Ricky: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.
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Hao: Your smile looks forced.
Jiwoong: That’s because it is.
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Yujin, texting Gyuvin: Gyuvin there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Yujin: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Yujin: Gyuvin
Yujin: Gyuvin
Gyuvin: Gyuvin is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
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Hao: What’s up with Jiwoong? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Hanbin: They’re just a little overwhelmed.
Hao: Why?
Hanbin: Mathew smiled at them.
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