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Gyuvin, about Mathew and Hanbin: My god, would you two just get a room already
Hanbin: Excuse me, Gyuvin?
Gyuvin: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else’s misery. So seriously, when’s the wedding?
Mathew: …
Taerae: I ship it!
Hao: CAN YOU NOT?
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Hanbin: I was arrested for being too cool.
Yujin: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Yujin: Why is Ricky crying on the floor?
Hanbin: They took one of those ‘which Zerobaseone member are you?’ quizzes.
Yujin: And?
Hanbin: They got Gyuvin.
Ricky: *Sobs louder*
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Hanbin: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.
Hao: There’s no me in prison.
Hanbin: *sighs* Thank you.
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Gyuvin: I’d roast you, but my mom says you can’t burn trash.
Gyuvin: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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*Everyone is giving advice to Yujin*
Hanbin: It’s okay to ask for help.
Jiwoong: You’re not a burden.
Taerae: Murder is okay.
Hao: Your feelings matter.
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Gyuvin: Are you trying to give me a f—ing aneurysm?
Gunwook: Pretty sure we all are.
Hao: I wasn’t.
Ricky: I was.
Jiwoong: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.
Mathew: I just cause aneurysms naturally.
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Hanbin: Tell Yujin off, Gunwook! A–ert yourself!
Gunwook: That’s my ice cream!
Hanbin: Good! Now let them have it!!
Gunwook, handing Yujin the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
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Hanbin: This is ridiculous!
Ricky: Hey, someone’s gotta be the jester for the court.
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Mathew: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Hanbin: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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