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Hao: Yujin…
Yujin: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Hanbin: Look guys, I need help.
Jiwoong: Love help?
Ricky: Financial help?
Mathew: Emotional help?
Taerae: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Taerae*
Taerae: What?
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Hao: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.
Jiwoong: Ok.
Hao: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
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Gunwook: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Gyuvin: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Yujin, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Gunwook: You’re a bad influence.
Gyuvin: And you don’t know your sayings.
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Hao: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.
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Yujin: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.
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Ricky: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Gyuvin: They’re golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Jiwoong: Knock, knock.
Yujin: Who’s there?
Jiwoong: Boo!
Yujin: Boo who?
Jiwoong: Why are you crying?
Yujin: I’m not crying.
Jiwoong: Hello notcrying, I’m Jiwoong.
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Yujin: I wanna be a knight!
Jiwoong, a knight: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE!
Yujin: Man, I want some of that in my life!
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Gunwook: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Gyuvin: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
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