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Yujin: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Taerae: Not again!
Yujin: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They’re mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
Gunwook: Just wait until you hear about whales.
Yujin: What now?
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Yujin, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!
Hanbin: Yujin, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Hao, would you get Yujin some water?
Hao: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?
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Hao: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Ricky: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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Gyuvin: Detective! The man belonged to some kind of cult that worshipped a divine forest creature with antlers and that’s how he met his end.
Hanbin: Dear God!
Gyuvin: Yeah! Exactly!
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Ricky: Wow, I feel happy and I’m having so much fun!
Ricky:
Ricky: *narrows eyes* Something’s wrong here.
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Taerae: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys.
Gyuvin: Blocked.
Taerae: Sometimes, they’re good girls!
Gyuvin: UNBLOCKED!
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Yujin: I just realized that every person is living a life as vivid and complex as my own.
Yujin:
Yujin: I feel so bad for them.
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Mathew: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Ricky: Throw rocks at he.
Gunwook: Hot Dogs.
Hao: Kill him.
Mathew: Thanks guys.
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Ricky: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Hanbin: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Gunwook: Hey, Ricky, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Ricky: Yeah.
Gunwook: And you, Gyuvin?
Gyuvin: Umm… yes?
Gunwook: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Gyuvin: Did he just-
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