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Gyuvin: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Mathew, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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Gyuvin: I can be your partner for the next race.
Ricky: Sorry, Gyuvin. It’s a sibling race.
Yujin: Maybe there’s a contest for lonely children after this.
Ricky: It’s only children, Yujin. A lonely child is what you’re gonna be when I sell you!
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Hanbin: Ricky, when’s your birthday?
Ricky: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Hanbin: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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Mathew: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Hanbin, watching Hao screaming, Ricky trying to set a sleeping Yujin on fire, and Gunwook choking on air: I don’t know either.
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Gunwook: I was just diagnosed with deez.
Ricky: Good, I hope it’s lethal.
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Gunwook: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying?
Gyuvin: Damn, if people did that to each other, Hao would’ve killed me years ago.
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Taerae: I hope you all make it to adulthood!
Hao: That’s a great prayer.
Mathew: A needed one.
Hao: A needed one indeed.
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Hanbin: I’m gonna need a human skull but you can’t ask why.
Ricky: Only if you also don’t ask why.
Ricky: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Hanbin: …
Hanbin, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
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Mathew: What’s up? I’m back.
Hanbin: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Mathew: Death is a social construct.
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Ricky: *sighs*
Yujin: You bored?
Ricky: Yeah.
Yujin: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Ricky: I thought you’d never ask.
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