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Jiwoong: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Jiwoong, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
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Gyuvin: Do you want to know your gay name?
Ricky: My… my gay name?
Gyuvin: Yeah, it’s your first name-
Ricky: Haha. Very funny Gyuvin-
Gyuvin: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Ricky: Oh- oh my god.
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Gunwook: Hey, Mathew, where are you going?
Mathew: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
Mathew: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.
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Gunwook: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’
Gunwook: Doesn’t work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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Gyuvin: Can I have some water?
Ricky: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Ricky: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Ricky: *spills water all over themself*
Ricky, coughing: I don’t have any water.
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Jiwoong: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Yujin: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Jiwoong, now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Yujin: Spiders wearing flip flops.
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Ricky, about Gyuvin: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.
Yujin: That’s what any god probably thinks about me.
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Hao: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?
Mathew: Do it or you’re straight.
Hao: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!
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Gyuvin: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Jiwoong: Did you just make that up?
Gyuvin: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Jiwoong:
Gyuvin: A really long fortune cookie.
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Hao, talking about Mathew: Y’know, you never mentioned an intern.
Jiwoong: That’s because they’re not officially an employee, they’re unpaid.
Hao: You don’t pay them?!
Jiwoong: They get college credit.
Hao: Are you sure your not evil?
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