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Ricky: Gyuvin, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Gyuvin: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!
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Hanbin: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Yujin: *Incoherent mumbling*
Hanbin: Huh?
Yujin: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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Hanbin: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
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Gyuvin: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Hao: Bees?
Gyuvin: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Hao: Wait-
*Yujin approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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Mathew: You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Taerae: Those are wanted posters!
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Ricky: How does one turn their emotions off?
Mathew: Okay, so first go to settings.
Mathew: I’m a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first.
Ricky: No, I’m still willing to try this, go ahead. I’m at settings, what do I do next?
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Yujin: Can we go out to get icecream?
Hao: Did you ask Hanbin?
Yujin: They said no.
Hao: Then why did you ask me?
Yujin: They’re not the boss of you.
Hao, internally: It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap.
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Jiwoong: What do you want for breakfast?
Yujin: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.
Taerae:
Taerae: They want eggs.
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Hanbin: I think you’re still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Taerae: All I drank was Redbull!
Hanbin: How many?
Taerae: Eighteen.
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Jiwoong: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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