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Taerae, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else’s blood and and I’m not afraid to leave the same way.
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Hao: Why do I always try to tell people we’re cool? We are so very uncool.
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Hao: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Hanbin: …I did. I broke it.
Hao: No. No you didn’t. Gunwook?
Gunwook: Don’t look at me. Look at Yujin.
Yujin: What?! I didn’t break it.
Gunwook: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Yujin: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Gunwook: Suspicious.
Yujin: No, it’s not!
Gyuvin: If it matters, probably not, but Ricky was the last one to use it.
Ricky: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Gyuvin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ricky: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Gyuvin!
Hanbin: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hao.
Hao: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Gyuvin: Hao… Gunwook’s been awfully quiet.
Gunwook: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Hao, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Hao: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Hao:
Hao: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Hao: Give me everything you’ve got!
Ricky: All your friends secretly hate you.
Hao: Wait, what?
Ricky: I’ve got anxiety.
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Mathew: What time is it?
Yujin: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Yujin: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Taerae: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Yujin: It’s 2 am
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Taerae: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.
Ricky: I’ve got plenty of common sense!
Ricky: I just choose to ignore it.
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Hao: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?
Mathew: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.
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Yujin: Why are Hao and Hanbin sitting with their backs to each other?
Gunwook: They had a fight.
Yujin: Then why are they holding hands?
Gunwook: They get sad when they fight.
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Ricky: Truth or dare?
Hanbin: Dare.
Ricky: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Hanbin: Hey Mathew?
Mathew, blushing: Yeah?
Hanbin: Can you move? I’m trying to get to Hao.
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Jiwoong: Ricky just said “I have an appetite for destruction” and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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