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Jiwoong: When Ricky has daiquiris they get really into how beautiful they are.
Ricky: Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
Gunwook: Hey Ricky, you know that’s a mirror, right?
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Mathew: Ladies, gentlemen and Hao, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Gunwook: A llama?
Mathew: No.
Gunwook: A baby llama?
Mathew: No!
Gunwook: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Mathew: NO!
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Gyuvin: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Mathew: Spear.
Gyuvin: BLOCKED.
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Gyuvin: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Gyuvin: *turns around and helps Yujin through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Yujin.
Yujin: Okay.
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Jiwoong: Stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Yujin: But what if something else happens just this one time.
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Hanbin: Hao annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Gunwook: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Hanbin: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
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Hanbin: Why does everyone want to kill Hao?
Ricky: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.
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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Yujin: Rude.
Ricky: That’s fair.
Gyuvin: Not again.
Hao: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
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Jiwoong: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can’t handle that.
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Mathew: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Hanbin: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Hao: Ricky bath water.
Ricky: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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