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Hao: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.
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Hanbin: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that?
Yujin: Uh, like what?
Hanbin: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Yujin: Uh, this is what I look like.
Hanbin:
Yujin: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Hanbin: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones.
Ricky: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Yujin: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them*
Gyuvin: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Yujin: You can’t just take Ricky’s hat idea, Gyuvin! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Gyuvin: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Mathew: Put Gyuvin on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Gyuvin: NO!!
Yujin: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Gunwook, want anything?
Mathew, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Yujin: A blaster?! No, that’s not really our style, Gunwook.
Gunwook, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Yujin: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it’s just for holding, not for shooting.
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Gunwook: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Gyuvin: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Ricky I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Gyuvin, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Hao: It is 6:09 .
Hao: I am wondering why I’m still alive.
Hao: Send Wendy’s.
Hanbin: The whole restaurant?!
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Ricky: I apologize for saying ‘fuck’ in front of Gunwook.
Hanbin: You just said it again.
Gunwook:
Ricky: I am not a role model.
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Mathew: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—
Hao: Thats because your too short to do so.
Mathew: …Listen here you fucking—
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Gyuvin:Â Hao gets offended by everything.
Hao: What did you say about me?!?
Gyuvin:
Gyuvin: Case in point.
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Mathew: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?
Ricky: If I were gaslighting you, you’d never know it.
Mathew: Is THAT gaslighting?
Ricky: Shut up.
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Gunwook: You should have realised, Taerae, if Ricky didn’t kill you, we would.
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Hanbin: What’s your most controversial video game hot take?
Mathew: The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space.
Hao: Mario is a woman and just really butch.
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