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Yujin: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Jiwoong: …Why the fuck would you even drink hot chocolate with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Yujin: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Gunwook: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Jiwoong: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.
Gunwook: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Hanbin: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it.
Ricky: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Hanbin: Th-that’s not how that works-
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Gyuvin: You know what’s funny about Gunwook? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
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Gyuvin: Its hard to resist, I’m really sorry- I mean, considering your approach so far, you had us tied here for- what? Hours? And you haven’t even had us confirm what exactly we are!
Yujin: What are you then?
Gyuvin: I’m a Virgo!
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Gyuvin: Can you keep a secret?
Jiwoong: Do you know anything about my life?
Gyuvin: No, I don’t. Good point.
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Hao: *plays shreksophone*
Hao: Woo.
Hao: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Gyuvin: …Genius coping mechanism my friend
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Jiwoong: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?
Gyuvin: But if less is more, then just think of how much more ‘more’ will be!
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Gyuvin: Made you all playlists!
Gyuvin:Â Ricky, yours has only cute songs and sound like the colour pink.
Gyuvin:Â Taerae, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Gyuvin: And Hao has the ABBA Gold album.
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Ricky: Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.
Mathew: *sobbing*
Ricky: Look, I’m not sure where to go with that.
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